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world's first choking hazard. small parts warning: your toddler will LOVE crypto exchange and swallowing coin!!

Easier than ever

We have made it easier than ever to choke on digital coins. No longer do you have to get physical coins to choke on them and die and go to the hostpital. We put the "innovation" in going to the hospital/dying

Hungry? Umm, not for long. Smile

We made food reimagined. Imagine a place where some innovative food. Sometimes tho you will choke and then you die LMAO. Jk this was all just a joke LMFAO. Umm but not the part about innovation teehee. We put the "innovation" in "meal innovation"

Actually tho

You never take me seriously and I hate my job and i am so sad and have no money and am broke and have no money and am bald. Buy our coins please it will give me my hair back